New Job
And yet again I enter the working force of the world. This time, as a contracted Perl programmer. I make significantly more than I did at my previous job, and as an added benefit, contracting lets me deduct many expenses from taxes.
Not to mention, my coworkers seem really intelligent and experienced, and are neat people with senses of humor! Hell, even the support people know what Linux is, and some of them even use it.
w00t.